2.11.07

Star Wars!!!

Come on, every guy must, that is NEEDS to, admit that STAR WARS is something that if you were to take it away--that is take away every memory, every watching, every time you were playing "Lightsabers" outside with your best friend--and your friend yells, "Duck!" as he spins around with his Lightsaber aimed about nose level (to chop off the heads of the masses of stormtroopers swarming around you...) in one fluid sweep to chop off all the heads of said 'troopers, and clocks you in the nose (as you didn't hear him say "DUCK!") which will bleed profusely for the next few minutes--your world would be a little LESS. I mean, it's not hard... So, you might as well just admit it.

You would miss all of those opening-day viewings of the movies. Sure... It won't be mentioned in your obituary that you saw all of the second trilogy movies on the opening day (well... I guess that depends on WHO WRITES YOUR OBITUARY doesn't it?).

You would miss all of the countless hours of playtime by yourself or with a friend having mock-space-wars (sometimes every day or nightly), trying to save the little people of the earth from having to live under the evil clutches of Darth Vader or the insidious Emperor Palpatine.

Last of all, you definately miss the presige you had and felt when your relatives would set-you-up in front of the whole family just to "quiz" you about the Star Wars Universe and felt sure that they were going to "stump" the little 5-year-old-know-it-all-who-thinks-just-because-he-knows-as-much-about-a-fictional-movie-as-you-think-that-you-probably-know-about-your-own-life only to laugh and cry as he answers each and every one of the questions that you thought there was no way that he would answer.

In conclusion, your world WOULD BE LESS!!! Ok, maybe that's just MY world would be less...

JPS

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