25.10.07

Absolutely Real Items Overheard Online, Grammar and Spelling Uncorrected

1. AOL N'Sync Chatroom, 6-19-00
Chatroomgirl: Yeah im tryin to git sex off the computr witch is discusting

2. Dee Jay Zone UK
(located at http://www.expage.com/page/deejayzoneuk)
TO ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO GRAFFITI MY GUEST BOOK WITH FAKE NAMES OR BAD COMMENTS "YOU ARE SAD AND WASTING YOURE TIME APART FROM MALCOLM WHO HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO EXCEPT PLAYING ARMIES WITH THE LIBRARY POSSY"

3. AOL Britney Spears Chatroom, 7-26-00
I think Melissa is evil. She likes to pose nude for magazines like playboy, penthouse and readers digest. Readers digest said to stop sending nude pictures. she doesnt listen.

4. Mahir's Untitled Page
(located at http://www.geocities.com/mahir_girlfriend/)
If you come here it must because I been many countries — I go still. I just lost girlfriend. If you want to be girlfriend please E-mail me mahir_girlfriend@yahoo.com. I invitate she everytime my home, she can stay my home everytime. If you to be my girlfriend if she want I'm ready please don't dump me after I like you.

5. Smokey Goes to the Park
(located at http://psykho.com/smokey/park.html)
Smokey (a dog) always does his bussiness on top of rocks, logs and stumps where everybody can see. He really goes out of his way and puts a lot of effort into doing this. We are not sure why he does this. Our only guess is he just wants the whole world to see his crap.

6. StraitPimpen
(located at http://www.straitpimpen.com/)
StraitPimpen always loves to here stories about your pimp way as well as any comments with ideas to increase the pimpness of our web site. If we like what you sent, you will be entered in the contest to win to be the pimp of the month on StraitPimpen.com.

7. AOL X-Files Chatroom, 7-27-00
HumnGrbl: i hate my life
SaRaH: i hate my life more then u hate u'rs gerbil
HumnGrbl: no u dont
SaRaH: hell yes i do
HumnGrbl: u dont have a b/f u havent seen in 6th months
SaRaH: i threaton to kill myself yesterday
HumnGrbl: i tryed 2 3 times in the last month

QCstuff: u have a wierd name human gerbil
HumnGrbl: i am weird and depressed

8. eGroups ListServ
Kenn: I have a heart like the sea. It's true.
Jeff: Salty?
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7 comments:

  1. CamiOctober 25, 2007 at 8:40 PM

    Yes, please don't dump me after I like you. That's just not nice to he.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2011 at 12:57 PM

    Greetings,

    I have a question for the webmaster/admin here at jstott.blogspot.com.

    Can I use some of the information from your post above if I give a backlink back to your site?

    Thanks,
    Thomas

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  3. JPSJanuary 19, 2011 at 2:34 PM

    Sorry, Anonymous Thomas. I have no idea how to get ahold of the webmaster/admin for blogspot.com. You see, I am just a humble USER and am just grateful that they let me use their website to post my RANT.

    You'll do better by checking with blogspot.com and not thinking that the any of the hundreds of thousands/millions of semi-anonymous users who post their own garbage have access to the webmaster or the admin information... Because, if any of them are like me...they don't!

    Good luck!

    JPS

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2011 at 11:07 PM

    Hello there,

    This is a message for the webmaster/admin here at jstott.blogspot.com.

    May I use part of the information from your blog post right above if I provide a link back to this site?

    Thanks,
    Oliver

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  5. JPSFebruary 25, 2011 at 7:32 AM

    Hey, Anonymous Oliver. I have no idea how to get ahold of the webmaster/admin for blogspot.com as you see that I am just a humble USER and am just grateful that they let me use their website to post my RANT. Post any part of this blog that you want, but just know that I say that in "good faith" that nothing you use will deface, defame, destroy, or attempt to destroy my good name and my good life and my legal standing as an upstanding and law-abiding citizen of these here United States of America. Have fun!

    Josh

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  6. JPSFebruary 25, 2011 at 7:35 AM

    Both Anonymous Thomas and Anonymous Oliver, why don't you dare give your information to the very people you're asking a favor from: the Blogspot Moderators/Administrators?

    I intend to ignore any other comment asking me any kind of favor from an anonymous user.

    How do you like 'em apples?

    JPS

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  7. AnonymousApril 4, 2011 at 5:36 AM

    Hello,

    Thanks for sharing this link - but unfortunately it seems to be down? Does anybody here at jstott.blogspot.com have a mirror or another source?


    Thanks,
    Charlie

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